Smoking Elephant Cigarette Dispenser

post from Ubergizmo on 24 April 2007 11:23:29 PM. © Ubergizmo

The Smoking Elephant Cigarette Dispenser offers an interesting way of storing and dispensing your nicotine fix. I don't suppose the idea of taking a cigarette dispensed from an elephant's anus will get anyone to stop smoking, but at least it offers a hearty laugh whenever anybody lays eyes on it, and that has always been prescribed as the best medicine no matter the ailment. The Smoking Elephant Cigarette Dispenser can hold up to two dozen cigarettes at any one time - just push down its trunk and you're ready to pull a fresh stick. This nifty device retails for $9.99 and does not include juvenile, anal jokes.